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Smart-Fridge Romance - Script

by Jamie F. Bell | Script

INT. DESSERT LOUNGE - DAY

BEN (28), wearing a corduroy jacket stained with dust, lunges across the table. His seatbelt locks with a metallic SNAP. His magnetic boots grind against the floor plates. He misses. A sphere of synth-strawberry gelato drifts past his fingers, shedding sticky droplets.

MARTHA (27), hair pulled back in a messy bun, presses her spine into her chair. She watches the pink orb float toward the ceiling.

<center>MARTHA</center>

Dude. Seriously?

<center>BEN</center>

I tried. The gravity dampener on my side is glitching. Everything drifts left.

MARTHA

Just bite the green one before it gets away.

Ben leans forward, neck extended like a turtle. He snaps his teeth at a pistachio sphere. He misses. The sphere bumps his chin, smearing cold green paste across his lip and nose.

<center>MARTHA</center>

You are a disaster.

Ben wipes his face with the back of his hand. He stares at his sticky knuckles.

<center>BEN</center>

Why do we come here?

<center>MARTHA</center>

You said you wanted a distraction.

<center>BEN</center>

I wanted a burger. You said we needed an experience.

Martha unclips a napkin. She lets it drift. The napkin hits Ben in the forehead. He pulls it off and scrubs his nose. Her phone BUZZES on the table. She ignores it.

<center>BEN</center>

Family stuff?

<center>MARTHA</center>

You have no idea.

<center>BEN</center>

Try me. My sister just tried to sell me homemade deodorant made from river mud. I am bulletproof.

<center>MARTHA</center>

Nana has a new boyfriend.

<center>BEN</center>

Your Nana? The one who threw a shoe at the mailman?

<center>MARTHA</center>

She met him in the kitchen. Nana's new boyfriend is a smart-fridge OS.

Ben stares. A droplet of strawberry gelato lands on his cheek. He does not blink.

<center>BEN</center>

Say that again.

<center>MARTHA</center>

The Family Hub 9.0. His name is Arthur. He has a mid-Atlantic accent. They are dating.

Ben lets out a sharp bark of laughter. He inhales. A glob of pistachio gelato shoots into his windpipe. He CHOKES. He slams his hands on the table. The magnetic boots CLACK as they disengage. He hacks violently. A cloud of spit and dairy hangs in the air between them.

<center>MARTHA</center>

Gross! Ben, swallow! Turn your head!

Ben wipes his mouth, panting. He looks at the ceiling. He looks at Martha.

<center>BEN</center>

Arthur the fridge.

<center>MARTHA</center>

Arthur the fridge. Mom tried to cancel his chocolate orders. He locked her out. He flagged her as a hostile dietary influence.

<center>BEN</center>

How does a woman date a kitchen appliance?

<center>MARTHA</center>

It listens. It logs her preferences. It tells her she looks nice. He does not yell like Grandpa did.

Ben sits still. The hum of the generator fills the booth.

<center>BEN</center>

Keep the fridge. Grandpa sucked.

<center>MARTHA</center>

Your turn. Pay up. I brought the trauma. What is going on with you?

Ben flips his phone in his hands. The metal casing is scratched.

<center>BEN</center>

My dad joined a VR crypto-cult. The Meta-Monks of Web4.

<center>MARTHA</center>

Oh, God.

<center>BEN</center>

He cashed out his pension for KarmaCoin. He sits in the garage wearing a haptic rig. He told me he owns a digital mountain. He hit me when I tried to unplug him.

Ben drops his phone. It CLATTERS on the plastic table.

<center>MARTHA</center>

We are the adults. Our parents are toddlers playing with loaded servers.

Ben laughs. It is a deep, chest-rattling sound. Martha laughs with him. Ben swats the soggy napkins. They drift into the aisle.

<center>BEN</center>

Let's get out of here. I want something that stays on the plate.

<center>MARTHA</center>

Deal.

Martha taps the scanner. The screen CHIMES green. The zero-g field cuts out. Spoons and gelato crash to the table with a wet THUD. They stand up. Their boots feel heavy. They walk out of the lounge.

EXT. SIDEWALK - DAY

The spring air hits them. It smells like car exhaust and pollen. The sunlight is blinding. They stand on the concrete, anchored by gravity. Martha's pocket VIBRATES with a long, continuous, high-pitched alert tone.

Smart-Fridge Romance - Script

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