The Gnome Queen of Ocean Parkway
By Leaf Richards
The plan was simple: meet Ben on the platform, look him soulfully in the eyes, and deliver the speech Frederick had been rehearsing in his bedroom mirror all morning. It was a good speech. It had pathos (‘I feel like we’re drifting’), a clear objective (‘I need to know you’re as serious about this as I am’), and even a little flourish of vulnerability. He’d practiced it so much the words felt smooth and polished in his mind, a perfect tool for the delicate emotional surgery he was about to perform.