The Chakra Harmonizer
Dorothy, adrift in a sea of dubious spiritualism and kale smoothies, finds herself unexpectedly aligned with a kindred spirit in the most unlikely of summer retreats.
Here is the screenplay scene, adapted from the provided chapter.
**Title: The Chakra Harmonizer**
[SCENE START]
**INT. GEODESIC DOME - DAY**
SOUND of a low, slightly off-key HUM
Sunlight, distorted and blinding, filters through polycarbonate panels. The air is thick with heat, sweat, and the cloying scent of PALO SANTO smoke. This is the ZENITH BLOSSOM SUMMER EQUINOX GATHERING.
In the center of the room, a large, bronze singing bowl—THE CHAKRA HARMONIZER—pulses with the oppressive HUM.
DOROTHY FINCH (60s), elegant and composed in a perfectly tailored linen jacket, looks profoundly out of place. She fans herself discreetly with a glossy brochure. Her face is a mask of polite endurance.
Beside her, NANCY (60s), wearing a brightly patterned sarong and a floral wreath that has slipped over one eye, is in her element. She lets out a series of high-pitched giggles.
DOROTHY
> (Murmuring)
> Honestly, Nancy, ‘auric cleansing’ sounds rather like a particularly aggressive dry cleaning cycle, doesn’t it?
NANCY
> Oh, Dorothy, you simply must unburden yourself! Steffie Moonbeam says we carry our past lives in our energetic fields!
Nancy’s voice is a reedy, childlike imitation of her usual alto. She waves a hand dismissively, the movement almost toppling her wreath.
Dorothy’s gaze drifts. A woman her age is twisted into a painful-looking yoga pose, face a grimace of determination. A bead of sweat traces a slow path down her neck. Dorothy looks away, her own knee beginning to ache in sympathetic protest.
She leans closer to Nancy, who is now poking herself vigorously in the armpit.
DOROTHY
> (Whispering)
> Are we... communing now?
Nancy just hums, eyes closed, a picture of deep internal connection. Or possibly indigestion.
Dorothy has had enough. She rises with quiet dignity.
DOROTHY
> I’m going to find a Sprouted Elixir. My chakras are feeling a bit parched.
She navigates a minefield of artfully distressed jute mats, her sensible espadrilles sticking slightly with each step.
**EXT. ELIXIR BAR - DAY**
A wooden shack draped with hemp bunting. The air outside is still hot, but mercifully free of the HUM.
A young, impossibly serious MAN with a topknot (THE BARISTA) meticulously blends shades of green and brown sludge.
THE BARISTA
> Next!
Dorothy steps forward.
DOROTHY
> I believe I’m down for the ‘Pineal Gland Activation’ blend. No extra bee pollen, thank you. One finds it rather... granular.
The Barista gives a slow, cosmic nod and hands her a recycled glass jar filled with a murky green concoction. It smells of pond water and overripe banana.
Dorothy takes a tentative sip.
Her face says it all. Her tongue recoils. Her eyes water slightly. A small, involuntary shudder runs down her spine. It tastes like damp soil.
She dabs her lips with a napkin and nearly jumps as a voice speaks right beside her.
VOICE (O.S.)
> Terrible, isn’t it?
Dorothy startles, spilling a small amount of the green sludge onto her pristine linen jacket. A faint green stain blooms. She lets out a tiny, internal groan.
Standing beside her is FREDERICK ALBRIGHT (60s), a man with a shock of untidy silver hair and an endearing, crooked smile. He holds an identical jar of sludge.
FREDERICK
> Mine’s supposed to be the ‘Inner Radiance’ blend, but I suspect they’re all just... various iterations of lawn clippings and disappointment.
He winks. The crinkles around his eyes soften.
A genuine, slightly rusty smile finds its way to Dorothy’s face.
DOROTHY
> Dorothy Finch. And I quite agree. This ‘Pineal Gland Activation’ feels more like a direct assault on my palate.
FREDERICK
> Frederick Albright.
> (Extends a hand)
> My daughter insisted I try this. Said it would ‘realign my chakras.’ I’m not entirely sure what a chakra is, beyond sounding like a rather exotic biscuit.
A real giggle escapes Dorothy.
DOROTHY
> A biscuit. Yes, rather. Or perhaps a particularly flimsy piece of pottery.
Just then, Nancy reappears, her face flushed with evangelical zeal.
NANCY
> Dorothy! Frederick! You two are just in time for the ‘Sacred Eye-Gazing’ workshop! Steffie says it’s vital for soul-level connection!
Dorothy’s smile vanishes. She exchanges a panicked look with Frederick. His expression mirrors her own mild horror.
**INT. WORKSHOP ROOM - DAY**
A smaller, stuffier room that smells of unwashed feet and anxiety.
STEFFIE MOONBEAM (40s), a woman who seems to exist on green juice and conviction, floats among them in a kaftan shimmering with synthetic gold threads.
STEFFIE MOONBEAM
> Find a partner. Look into their eyes. See their soul. Allow the cosmic vibrations to... vibrate!
CUT TO:
Dorothy and Frederick, sitting cross-legged opposite each other on scratchy wool mats. There was no escape. Dorothy’s hip screams in protest. Frederick’s knees knock together slightly.
FREDERICK
> Well. This is... something.
DOROTHY
> Indeed.
She meets his eyes. They are a clear, startling blue. A small twitch develops under his left eye. Is he trying not to laugh?
DOROTHY’S POV: She sees a faint dusting of what looks like flour on the corner of his spectacles.
STEFFIE MOONBEAM (O.S.)
> Imagine... the pure, unadulterated essence of... you! Reflected in another.
Dorothy’s gaze meets Frederick’s again.
For a beat, the absurdity melts away. She sees a flicker of something in his eyes—not a soul, but a recognition. A shared, silent understanding of how ridiculous this all is.
A faint smile touches the corner of his lips. She feels her own respond. A tiny, almost imperceptible connection forms. The tension in her shoulders eases a fraction.
The moment is shattered.
From across the room, Nancy lets out a strangled SOB.
NANCY
> (Wailing)
> Oh, Steffie! I see my childhood trauma! It’s... it’s a tiny porcelain doll, with one eye missing!
The room erupts in a flurry of comforting murmurs. Steffie rushes to Nancy’s side.
Dorothy and Frederick awkwardly break their gaze.
FREDERICK
> (Whispering)
> Perhaps a tactical retreat for actual tea? There’s a rather charming little cafe down the road. They looked like they had actual china cups. And possibly actual biscuits.
DOROTHY
> Lead the way, Frederick. My pineal gland, I suspect, is quite activated enough for one morning.
**EXT. RETREAT GROUNDS - DAY**
They make a hasty shuffle towards the exit, navigating a gauntlet of "free-hugging" enthusiasts. Dorothy nearly trips over a barefoot meditator. Frederick steadies her with a firm, warm hand on her arm.
**INT. THE LITTLE WILLOW CAFE - DAY**
A bastion of normalcy. The chaotic, handheld feel of the retreat gives way to a still, calm frame.
SOUND of clattering crockery, the gentle hum of conversation.
Dorothy and Frederick settle into a worn velvet booth. He has ordered two EARL GREYS and a plate of SHORTBREAD BISCUITS.
Dorothy takes a sip of tea from a delicate porcelain cup. A tiny chip on the rim makes it all the more charming. She visibly relaxes. A knot she didn't know was there begins to unravel.
DOROTHY
> Divine.
FREDERICK
> A badger. Not a queen, or a famous artist, but a badger. How wonderfully specific.
He chuckles, taking a bite of shortbread. Dorothy watches him, a warmth spreading through her that has nothing to do with the tea. He is wonderfully, refreshingly normal.
DOROTHY
> (Voice softens)
> It’s rather nice to talk to someone who isn’t trying to convince me I need to ‘embrace my inner goddess’.
FREDERICK
> The inner goddess, I suspect, prefers a good cup of tea and a quiet corner to all that... vibratory work.
His gaze lingers on hers. The moment is warm, comfortable.
Suddenly—
A jarring, deafening CLANG vibrates through the cafe windows, like a hundred cymbals crashing at once. It’s followed by a collective GASP from the street.
The peace is shattered.
Dorothy and Frederick exchange a look.
**EXT. RETREAT GROUNDS - MOMENTS LATER**
Pandemonium.
They hurry back to find the geodesic dome in utter chaos.
The Chakra Harmonizer lies on its side, emitting a faint, mournful groan.
Steffie Moonbeam stands at the center, hair askew, her kaftan stained with spirulina.
Nancy is hopelessly tangled in a pile of yoga mats, her floral wreath now completely covering her face. A muffled cry escapes.
FREDERICK
> (Whispering)
> What in the blazes happened?
DOROTHY
> (A wry smile)
> I believe the cosmic vibrations may have vibrated a little too... enthusiastically.
Steffie claps her hands, gathering her scattered composure.
STEFFIE MOONBEAM
> My dearest souls! It seems... a powerful energetic surge! The harmonizer... it has achieved... a new level of... resonance!
Frederick looks at Dorothy. A silent question: *Do we run?*
But Dorothy isn’t looking at the exit. She’s looking at the beautiful, unadulterated chaos. At Frederick. She feels a surprising lightness, a lack of her usual caution.
A glint appears in her eye.
DOROTHY
> Well, Frederick. It appears our pineal glands have received quite the jolt. Perhaps we should... offer our services?
She holds his gaze. It’s a ridiculous suggestion. An invitation.
For the first time all day, she doesn’t feel alone. Frederick’s crooked smile returns, this time with a hint of challenge. He gives a small nod. They are a team.
[SCENE END]
**Title: The Chakra Harmonizer**
[SCENE START]
**INT. GEODESIC DOME - DAY**
SOUND of a low, slightly off-key HUM
Sunlight, distorted and blinding, filters through polycarbonate panels. The air is thick with heat, sweat, and the cloying scent of PALO SANTO smoke. This is the ZENITH BLOSSOM SUMMER EQUINOX GATHERING.
In the center of the room, a large, bronze singing bowl—THE CHAKRA HARMONIZER—pulses with the oppressive HUM.
DOROTHY FINCH (60s), elegant and composed in a perfectly tailored linen jacket, looks profoundly out of place. She fans herself discreetly with a glossy brochure. Her face is a mask of polite endurance.
Beside her, NANCY (60s), wearing a brightly patterned sarong and a floral wreath that has slipped over one eye, is in her element. She lets out a series of high-pitched giggles.
DOROTHY
> (Murmuring)
> Honestly, Nancy, ‘auric cleansing’ sounds rather like a particularly aggressive dry cleaning cycle, doesn’t it?
NANCY
> Oh, Dorothy, you simply must unburden yourself! Steffie Moonbeam says we carry our past lives in our energetic fields!
Nancy’s voice is a reedy, childlike imitation of her usual alto. She waves a hand dismissively, the movement almost toppling her wreath.
Dorothy’s gaze drifts. A woman her age is twisted into a painful-looking yoga pose, face a grimace of determination. A bead of sweat traces a slow path down her neck. Dorothy looks away, her own knee beginning to ache in sympathetic protest.
She leans closer to Nancy, who is now poking herself vigorously in the armpit.
DOROTHY
> (Whispering)
> Are we... communing now?
Nancy just hums, eyes closed, a picture of deep internal connection. Or possibly indigestion.
Dorothy has had enough. She rises with quiet dignity.
DOROTHY
> I’m going to find a Sprouted Elixir. My chakras are feeling a bit parched.
She navigates a minefield of artfully distressed jute mats, her sensible espadrilles sticking slightly with each step.
**EXT. ELIXIR BAR - DAY**
A wooden shack draped with hemp bunting. The air outside is still hot, but mercifully free of the HUM.
A young, impossibly serious MAN with a topknot (THE BARISTA) meticulously blends shades of green and brown sludge.
THE BARISTA
> Next!
Dorothy steps forward.
DOROTHY
> I believe I’m down for the ‘Pineal Gland Activation’ blend. No extra bee pollen, thank you. One finds it rather... granular.
The Barista gives a slow, cosmic nod and hands her a recycled glass jar filled with a murky green concoction. It smells of pond water and overripe banana.
Dorothy takes a tentative sip.
Her face says it all. Her tongue recoils. Her eyes water slightly. A small, involuntary shudder runs down her spine. It tastes like damp soil.
She dabs her lips with a napkin and nearly jumps as a voice speaks right beside her.
VOICE (O.S.)
> Terrible, isn’t it?
Dorothy startles, spilling a small amount of the green sludge onto her pristine linen jacket. A faint green stain blooms. She lets out a tiny, internal groan.
Standing beside her is FREDERICK ALBRIGHT (60s), a man with a shock of untidy silver hair and an endearing, crooked smile. He holds an identical jar of sludge.
FREDERICK
> Mine’s supposed to be the ‘Inner Radiance’ blend, but I suspect they’re all just... various iterations of lawn clippings and disappointment.
He winks. The crinkles around his eyes soften.
A genuine, slightly rusty smile finds its way to Dorothy’s face.
DOROTHY
> Dorothy Finch. And I quite agree. This ‘Pineal Gland Activation’ feels more like a direct assault on my palate.
FREDERICK
> Frederick Albright.
> (Extends a hand)
> My daughter insisted I try this. Said it would ‘realign my chakras.’ I’m not entirely sure what a chakra is, beyond sounding like a rather exotic biscuit.
A real giggle escapes Dorothy.
DOROTHY
> A biscuit. Yes, rather. Or perhaps a particularly flimsy piece of pottery.
Just then, Nancy reappears, her face flushed with evangelical zeal.
NANCY
> Dorothy! Frederick! You two are just in time for the ‘Sacred Eye-Gazing’ workshop! Steffie says it’s vital for soul-level connection!
Dorothy’s smile vanishes. She exchanges a panicked look with Frederick. His expression mirrors her own mild horror.
**INT. WORKSHOP ROOM - DAY**
A smaller, stuffier room that smells of unwashed feet and anxiety.
STEFFIE MOONBEAM (40s), a woman who seems to exist on green juice and conviction, floats among them in a kaftan shimmering with synthetic gold threads.
STEFFIE MOONBEAM
> Find a partner. Look into their eyes. See their soul. Allow the cosmic vibrations to... vibrate!
CUT TO:
Dorothy and Frederick, sitting cross-legged opposite each other on scratchy wool mats. There was no escape. Dorothy’s hip screams in protest. Frederick’s knees knock together slightly.
FREDERICK
> Well. This is... something.
DOROTHY
> Indeed.
She meets his eyes. They are a clear, startling blue. A small twitch develops under his left eye. Is he trying not to laugh?
DOROTHY’S POV: She sees a faint dusting of what looks like flour on the corner of his spectacles.
STEFFIE MOONBEAM (O.S.)
> Imagine... the pure, unadulterated essence of... you! Reflected in another.
Dorothy’s gaze meets Frederick’s again.
For a beat, the absurdity melts away. She sees a flicker of something in his eyes—not a soul, but a recognition. A shared, silent understanding of how ridiculous this all is.
A faint smile touches the corner of his lips. She feels her own respond. A tiny, almost imperceptible connection forms. The tension in her shoulders eases a fraction.
The moment is shattered.
From across the room, Nancy lets out a strangled SOB.
NANCY
> (Wailing)
> Oh, Steffie! I see my childhood trauma! It’s... it’s a tiny porcelain doll, with one eye missing!
The room erupts in a flurry of comforting murmurs. Steffie rushes to Nancy’s side.
Dorothy and Frederick awkwardly break their gaze.
FREDERICK
> (Whispering)
> Perhaps a tactical retreat for actual tea? There’s a rather charming little cafe down the road. They looked like they had actual china cups. And possibly actual biscuits.
DOROTHY
> Lead the way, Frederick. My pineal gland, I suspect, is quite activated enough for one morning.
**EXT. RETREAT GROUNDS - DAY**
They make a hasty shuffle towards the exit, navigating a gauntlet of "free-hugging" enthusiasts. Dorothy nearly trips over a barefoot meditator. Frederick steadies her with a firm, warm hand on her arm.
**INT. THE LITTLE WILLOW CAFE - DAY**
A bastion of normalcy. The chaotic, handheld feel of the retreat gives way to a still, calm frame.
SOUND of clattering crockery, the gentle hum of conversation.
Dorothy and Frederick settle into a worn velvet booth. He has ordered two EARL GREYS and a plate of SHORTBREAD BISCUITS.
Dorothy takes a sip of tea from a delicate porcelain cup. A tiny chip on the rim makes it all the more charming. She visibly relaxes. A knot she didn't know was there begins to unravel.
DOROTHY
> Divine.
FREDERICK
> A badger. Not a queen, or a famous artist, but a badger. How wonderfully specific.
He chuckles, taking a bite of shortbread. Dorothy watches him, a warmth spreading through her that has nothing to do with the tea. He is wonderfully, refreshingly normal.
DOROTHY
> (Voice softens)
> It’s rather nice to talk to someone who isn’t trying to convince me I need to ‘embrace my inner goddess’.
FREDERICK
> The inner goddess, I suspect, prefers a good cup of tea and a quiet corner to all that... vibratory work.
His gaze lingers on hers. The moment is warm, comfortable.
Suddenly—
A jarring, deafening CLANG vibrates through the cafe windows, like a hundred cymbals crashing at once. It’s followed by a collective GASP from the street.
The peace is shattered.
Dorothy and Frederick exchange a look.
**EXT. RETREAT GROUNDS - MOMENTS LATER**
Pandemonium.
They hurry back to find the geodesic dome in utter chaos.
The Chakra Harmonizer lies on its side, emitting a faint, mournful groan.
Steffie Moonbeam stands at the center, hair askew, her kaftan stained with spirulina.
Nancy is hopelessly tangled in a pile of yoga mats, her floral wreath now completely covering her face. A muffled cry escapes.
FREDERICK
> (Whispering)
> What in the blazes happened?
DOROTHY
> (A wry smile)
> I believe the cosmic vibrations may have vibrated a little too... enthusiastically.
Steffie claps her hands, gathering her scattered composure.
STEFFIE MOONBEAM
> My dearest souls! It seems... a powerful energetic surge! The harmonizer... it has achieved... a new level of... resonance!
Frederick looks at Dorothy. A silent question: *Do we run?*
But Dorothy isn’t looking at the exit. She’s looking at the beautiful, unadulterated chaos. At Frederick. She feels a surprising lightness, a lack of her usual caution.
A glint appears in her eye.
DOROTHY
> Well, Frederick. It appears our pineal glands have received quite the jolt. Perhaps we should... offer our services?
She holds his gaze. It’s a ridiculous suggestion. An invitation.
For the first time all day, she doesn’t feel alone. Frederick’s crooked smile returns, this time with a hint of challenge. He gives a small nod. They are a team.
[SCENE END]