A Summer of Synthetic Solutions
Reporter Sandy attends a seemingly innocuous 'Eco-Comfort Pod' launch in the sweltering summer heat, only to uncover a far more sinister and absurd secret humming beneath the polished facade of civic innovation.
TITLE: A SUMMER OF SYNTHETIC SOLUTIONS
[SCENE START]
**EXT. ARTIFICIAL LAWN - DAY**
A patch of LURID GREEN artificial turf bakes under a SEARING MIDDAY SUN. The heat haze shimmers, distorting the distant urban skyline.
SANDY (40s), a photojournalist in a sweat-dampened linen shirt, adjusts his camera bag. His face is a mask of weary cynicism. He squints at a small gathering.
At a podium, COUNCILLOR RODGERS (60s), jowls gleaming with perspiration, clutches a microphone. Beside him, MS. BREADING (50s), corporate-slick, beams with blindingly white teeth.
A sagging banner behind them reads: ‘A NEW DAWN FOR URBAN DWELLING’.
Incongruously arranged on the fake grass are six pristine white, EGG-SHAPED PODS. They look like oversized, futuristic coffins.
A reedy voice from the sparse press corps pipes up.
BRENDA (O.S.)
> Councillor, could you elaborate on the ‘eco’ aspect?
Rodgers clears his throat, a gravelly rattle.
COUNCILLOR RODGERS
> An excellent question! The ‘eco’ refers to the sustainable materials – recycled polymer, solar-powered ventilation – and the incredibly small carbon footprint. These pods are paragons of minimalist, green living!
He gestures dramatically at the pods. Sandy lifts his camera, framing a shot of the pods reflecting the harsh, unforgiving sky.
SOUND: A lazy fly BUZZES past Sandy’s ear. The faint, chemical smell of hot plastic and artificial grass hangs in the air.
Sandy lowers his camera and nudges the reporter next to him, ELIZA HARDING (40s). She has tired blue eyes and a small scar bisecting one eyebrow. She looks profoundly unimpressed.
SANDY
> (murmuring)
> Bit sparse for a ‘revolutionary’ launch, isn’t it?
Eliza snorts, a dry, barely audible sound. She doesn’t look at him.
ELIZA
> Revolutionary price tag, maybe. The city bought fifty of these things. At eighty thousand a pop.
Sandy’s eyes widen. He does a quick, incredulous mental calculation.
SANDY
> For a plastic egg? They look like luxury dog kennels.
ELIZA
> (a ghost of a smirk)
> For humans. Apparently. Run by ‘Future Living Solutions’ – who have no prior experience in housing. Or building things.
On the podium, Rodgers finishes with a flourish.
COUNCILLOR RODGERS
> ...and now I invite you all to experience the future of urban dwelling!
Ms. Breading claps with unnatural vigor.
SANDY
> (to Eliza)
> Right. Time to go poke the plastic egg.
Sandy heads towards the nearest pod. The fake grass CRUNCHES under his trainers. The heat intensifies.
As he approaches, the pod’s pristine white surface is almost blinding. He leans in to peer through a small, tinted, circular viewport, cupping his hands to block the glare. He sees only his own distorted, sweaty reflection.
He taps the polymer shell. It feels thin, resonant.
Suddenly, a young man in a crisp polo shirt steps into his path. This is TODD (20s), a PR intern with impeccably coiffed hair and a desperate, manic energy.
TODD
> Sir, welcome! Are you ready for your tour?
SANDY
> Just taking some photos.
Sandy raises his camera, aiming for the pod’s small, submarine-hatch entrance. Todd physically steps into the frame, blocking the shot.
TODD
> Excellent! But perhaps a more flattering angle? The three-quarter profile really captures the pod’s sleek lines...
Todd nudges Sandy a foot to the left, his hand lingering on Sandy’s arm. Sandy pulls away, irritated.
SANDY
> I’m sure I can find my own angle, thanks. I was hoping to go inside one. Get a feel for the ‘eco-comfort.’
Todd’s smile tightens into a rictus of corporate cheer.
TODD
> Oh! Of course. We’re running a very exclusive, by-appointment-only tour schedule. Safety protocols. The sustainable polymer, you see, requires a very specific internal atmospheric equilibrium to maintain its eco-integrity.
He rattles the words off, avoiding Sandy’s gaze. A bead of sweat runs down his temple.
SANDY
> (to himself)
> Atmospheric equilibrium for a plastic shed?
Todd’s smile wavers.
TODD
> It’s cutting-edge technology! Designed to provide optimal comfort in *all* seasons. Even this glorious summer heat!
Sandy notices a small, barely visible VENT near the base of the pod. It’s slightly ajar.
SOUND: A low, rhythmic WHIRRING emanates from within the pod.
A faint, cloying smell wafts from the vent – metallic and sweet, like stale air freshener masking something else.
SANDY
> What exactly is the climate control system?
TODD
> Proprietary! A closed-loop system. It even recycles... well, everything!
SANDY
> Mind if I just get a shot of the solar array?
Sandy points his camera upwards. Todd steps back slightly, watchful.
TODD
> Oh, absolutely! Just be careful of the...
Sandy moves quickly to the side of the pod. As he passes the vent, he pretends to adjust his shoelace, bending down. He surreptitiously peers into the dark vent opening.
His hand brushes against something TACKY on the polymer shell just below the vent.
CLOSE ON a patch of dried, REDDISH-BROWN RESIDUE, crusted onto the white surface. It looks organic.
TODD (O.S.)
> Everything alright, sir?
Sandy looks up. Todd looms over him. The smile is gone, replaced by a grim, hard line. The manic energy has turned cold, protective.
Sandy straightens up too quickly, wiping his sticky hand on his trousers.
SANDY
> Just, uh, admiring the construction.
He backs away. Todd shadows him, a human force field, herding him towards the refreshment table.
TODD
> A cool glass of sparkling electrolyte water, perhaps, sir? Cucumber-mint?
Sandy spots an open chain-link gate at the far end of the turf. Beyond it, on a gravel service road, sits a large, industrial SHIPPING CONTAINER.
SOUND: A deep, resonant HUMMING emanates from the container.
SANDY
> No, thanks.
He pulls his arm free from Todd’s grip.
SANDY
> Excuse me. Is that the new water filtration system?
He points towards the container and walks purposefully towards the gate. Todd scrambles after him, panicked.
TODD
> Sir, please, the designated press area is within the perimeter! For safety! That’s merely a temporary storage unit for... logistical supplies.
Sandy ignores him, pushing through the gate. It SQUEAKS loudly.
**EXT. SERVICE ROAD - CONTINUOUS**
The gravel crunches under Sandy’s feet. The HUMMING grows louder, a low thrum that vibrates through the soles of his shoes.
The container is a large, grey, refrigerated unit. Vents expel plumes of warm, chemical-smelling air.
Todd catches up, breathing heavily, his face crimson. He grabs Sandy’s arm, his grip a frantic vice.
TODD
> Sir! I must insist! This area is strictly off-limits!
Sandy looks from Todd’s terrified face to the monstrous, humming container. He spots a small, smudged label near the bottom, half-peeled and caked in grime.
SANDY
> What’s in there, Todd?
TODD
> (stammering)
> It’s... nothing. Backup supplies for the ventilation systems. Very sensitive components.
Sandy leans closer, squinting, trying to read the faded label.
ANGLE ON THE LABEL. A faded BIOHAZARD symbol is visible. Beneath it, grimy text.
SANDY’S POV - The words come into focus:
**PROTOTYPE BIO-WASTE CONTAINMENT**
**LEVEL 4 PATHOGEN RISK**
**DO NOT OPEN WITHOUT FULL HAZMAT PROTOCOLS**
Sandy’s blood runs cold. He turns slowly to face Todd, whose face is a sickly pale green.
SANDY
> (low, serious)
> ‘Backup supplies for the ventilation systems?’ It says ‘Level 4 Pathogen Risk.’ What exactly are you refrigerating, Todd?
Todd’s mouth opens and closes, a fish gasping for air. The manic intern has evaporated, leaving only raw, exposed fear.
The HUM of the container seems to intensify.
Then, from deep inside the huge metal box...
SOUND: A faint, low WAIL. Almost like a suppressed siren.
The sound cuts through the afternoon heat. The hairs on Sandy’s arms stand on end.
CLOSE ON Sandy’s face. The cynical weariness is gone, replaced by dawning horror.
[SCENE END]
[SCENE START]
**EXT. ARTIFICIAL LAWN - DAY**
A patch of LURID GREEN artificial turf bakes under a SEARING MIDDAY SUN. The heat haze shimmers, distorting the distant urban skyline.
SANDY (40s), a photojournalist in a sweat-dampened linen shirt, adjusts his camera bag. His face is a mask of weary cynicism. He squints at a small gathering.
At a podium, COUNCILLOR RODGERS (60s), jowls gleaming with perspiration, clutches a microphone. Beside him, MS. BREADING (50s), corporate-slick, beams with blindingly white teeth.
A sagging banner behind them reads: ‘A NEW DAWN FOR URBAN DWELLING’.
Incongruously arranged on the fake grass are six pristine white, EGG-SHAPED PODS. They look like oversized, futuristic coffins.
A reedy voice from the sparse press corps pipes up.
BRENDA (O.S.)
> Councillor, could you elaborate on the ‘eco’ aspect?
Rodgers clears his throat, a gravelly rattle.
COUNCILLOR RODGERS
> An excellent question! The ‘eco’ refers to the sustainable materials – recycled polymer, solar-powered ventilation – and the incredibly small carbon footprint. These pods are paragons of minimalist, green living!
He gestures dramatically at the pods. Sandy lifts his camera, framing a shot of the pods reflecting the harsh, unforgiving sky.
SOUND: A lazy fly BUZZES past Sandy’s ear. The faint, chemical smell of hot plastic and artificial grass hangs in the air.
Sandy lowers his camera and nudges the reporter next to him, ELIZA HARDING (40s). She has tired blue eyes and a small scar bisecting one eyebrow. She looks profoundly unimpressed.
SANDY
> (murmuring)
> Bit sparse for a ‘revolutionary’ launch, isn’t it?
Eliza snorts, a dry, barely audible sound. She doesn’t look at him.
ELIZA
> Revolutionary price tag, maybe. The city bought fifty of these things. At eighty thousand a pop.
Sandy’s eyes widen. He does a quick, incredulous mental calculation.
SANDY
> For a plastic egg? They look like luxury dog kennels.
ELIZA
> (a ghost of a smirk)
> For humans. Apparently. Run by ‘Future Living Solutions’ – who have no prior experience in housing. Or building things.
On the podium, Rodgers finishes with a flourish.
COUNCILLOR RODGERS
> ...and now I invite you all to experience the future of urban dwelling!
Ms. Breading claps with unnatural vigor.
SANDY
> (to Eliza)
> Right. Time to go poke the plastic egg.
Sandy heads towards the nearest pod. The fake grass CRUNCHES under his trainers. The heat intensifies.
As he approaches, the pod’s pristine white surface is almost blinding. He leans in to peer through a small, tinted, circular viewport, cupping his hands to block the glare. He sees only his own distorted, sweaty reflection.
He taps the polymer shell. It feels thin, resonant.
Suddenly, a young man in a crisp polo shirt steps into his path. This is TODD (20s), a PR intern with impeccably coiffed hair and a desperate, manic energy.
TODD
> Sir, welcome! Are you ready for your tour?
SANDY
> Just taking some photos.
Sandy raises his camera, aiming for the pod’s small, submarine-hatch entrance. Todd physically steps into the frame, blocking the shot.
TODD
> Excellent! But perhaps a more flattering angle? The three-quarter profile really captures the pod’s sleek lines...
Todd nudges Sandy a foot to the left, his hand lingering on Sandy’s arm. Sandy pulls away, irritated.
SANDY
> I’m sure I can find my own angle, thanks. I was hoping to go inside one. Get a feel for the ‘eco-comfort.’
Todd’s smile tightens into a rictus of corporate cheer.
TODD
> Oh! Of course. We’re running a very exclusive, by-appointment-only tour schedule. Safety protocols. The sustainable polymer, you see, requires a very specific internal atmospheric equilibrium to maintain its eco-integrity.
He rattles the words off, avoiding Sandy’s gaze. A bead of sweat runs down his temple.
SANDY
> (to himself)
> Atmospheric equilibrium for a plastic shed?
Todd’s smile wavers.
TODD
> It’s cutting-edge technology! Designed to provide optimal comfort in *all* seasons. Even this glorious summer heat!
Sandy notices a small, barely visible VENT near the base of the pod. It’s slightly ajar.
SOUND: A low, rhythmic WHIRRING emanates from within the pod.
A faint, cloying smell wafts from the vent – metallic and sweet, like stale air freshener masking something else.
SANDY
> What exactly is the climate control system?
TODD
> Proprietary! A closed-loop system. It even recycles... well, everything!
SANDY
> Mind if I just get a shot of the solar array?
Sandy points his camera upwards. Todd steps back slightly, watchful.
TODD
> Oh, absolutely! Just be careful of the...
Sandy moves quickly to the side of the pod. As he passes the vent, he pretends to adjust his shoelace, bending down. He surreptitiously peers into the dark vent opening.
His hand brushes against something TACKY on the polymer shell just below the vent.
CLOSE ON a patch of dried, REDDISH-BROWN RESIDUE, crusted onto the white surface. It looks organic.
TODD (O.S.)
> Everything alright, sir?
Sandy looks up. Todd looms over him. The smile is gone, replaced by a grim, hard line. The manic energy has turned cold, protective.
Sandy straightens up too quickly, wiping his sticky hand on his trousers.
SANDY
> Just, uh, admiring the construction.
He backs away. Todd shadows him, a human force field, herding him towards the refreshment table.
TODD
> A cool glass of sparkling electrolyte water, perhaps, sir? Cucumber-mint?
Sandy spots an open chain-link gate at the far end of the turf. Beyond it, on a gravel service road, sits a large, industrial SHIPPING CONTAINER.
SOUND: A deep, resonant HUMMING emanates from the container.
SANDY
> No, thanks.
He pulls his arm free from Todd’s grip.
SANDY
> Excuse me. Is that the new water filtration system?
He points towards the container and walks purposefully towards the gate. Todd scrambles after him, panicked.
TODD
> Sir, please, the designated press area is within the perimeter! For safety! That’s merely a temporary storage unit for... logistical supplies.
Sandy ignores him, pushing through the gate. It SQUEAKS loudly.
**EXT. SERVICE ROAD - CONTINUOUS**
The gravel crunches under Sandy’s feet. The HUMMING grows louder, a low thrum that vibrates through the soles of his shoes.
The container is a large, grey, refrigerated unit. Vents expel plumes of warm, chemical-smelling air.
Todd catches up, breathing heavily, his face crimson. He grabs Sandy’s arm, his grip a frantic vice.
TODD
> Sir! I must insist! This area is strictly off-limits!
Sandy looks from Todd’s terrified face to the monstrous, humming container. He spots a small, smudged label near the bottom, half-peeled and caked in grime.
SANDY
> What’s in there, Todd?
TODD
> (stammering)
> It’s... nothing. Backup supplies for the ventilation systems. Very sensitive components.
Sandy leans closer, squinting, trying to read the faded label.
ANGLE ON THE LABEL. A faded BIOHAZARD symbol is visible. Beneath it, grimy text.
SANDY’S POV - The words come into focus:
**PROTOTYPE BIO-WASTE CONTAINMENT**
**LEVEL 4 PATHOGEN RISK**
**DO NOT OPEN WITHOUT FULL HAZMAT PROTOCOLS**
Sandy’s blood runs cold. He turns slowly to face Todd, whose face is a sickly pale green.
SANDY
> (low, serious)
> ‘Backup supplies for the ventilation systems?’ It says ‘Level 4 Pathogen Risk.’ What exactly are you refrigerating, Todd?
Todd’s mouth opens and closes, a fish gasping for air. The manic intern has evaporated, leaving only raw, exposed fear.
The HUM of the container seems to intensify.
Then, from deep inside the huge metal box...
SOUND: A faint, low WAIL. Almost like a suppressed siren.
The sound cuts through the afternoon heat. The hairs on Sandy’s arms stand on end.
CLOSE ON Sandy’s face. The cynical weariness is gone, replaced by dawning horror.
[SCENE END]